Jerk Poop 

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

Jerk Poop by Brubeck January 7, 2009

jerk off 

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating

my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her

jerk off by HighPing June 4, 2019

jerk bag 

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.

Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!

jerk bag by Matt June 19, 2003

Jerk-off hatched in the sun

A contemptible person, more often a male.

My boss is a jerk-off hatched in the sun.

Jerk-off hatched in the sun by ColF July 14, 2008

jerk-a-saurus rex 

Literally a king of jerks and -saurus is there for added comedial effect.

You, sir (ma'am), are a jerk-a-saurus rex.

jerk-a-saurus rex by 1PsycHOTicWitch May 17, 2015

jerk face 

The face often found on a male when alone and jerking it, slapping the ham, choking the chicken, etc.

Erik: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that feels good.

Ryan: (walks in) DAMMIT! I definitely did not want to see your jerk face.

jerk face by FatboyIzzaTool September 25, 2010

jerk-opoly 

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

jerk-opoly by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008