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King Hobo 

A king hobo is a job occupation in which there can only be one. The job of the king hobo is to keep the hobo population in balance. The hobo king must have a master's degree in at least all social science courses. He/she is chosen by a unanimous vote from the united nations. This job occupation is a job occupation for life. Unlike other king-ships, this job is not passed down through the blood line.
James: "Did you hear the United Nations have elected a new king hobo?"

Clark: "Yeah! I am surprised he went to college for every master in his social sciences!"

Maxwell: "I heard about it... He brought a family of hobos into prosperity and our family into the life of a hobo."

James and Clark: "Ouch dude, sucks for you."
King Hobo by Pmaxm January 31, 2010
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hobo fishing 

The act of trying a string to a dollor, then trowing it somewhere(preferably by a hobo)and waiting for him/her to try and pick it up, before they can get it, pullit back
Dude, i just went hobo fishing and cought 20 hobos
hobo fishing by Anonymous March 17, 2003

homboculus

a synonym for bad
“this game is so homboculus”
“this food tastes outrageously homboculus”
homboculus by wot do u mean December 10, 2017

hobo sanctuary 

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.
"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"
hobo sanctuary by Hosex November 22, 2007

Hobo Treasure 

The various collections and leavings of hobos.
The elevator was converted to a hobo lair as evidenced by the hobo treasure it was filled with.
Hobo Treasure by Jamie Cottle January 22, 2009

hobo in your attic 

a hobo that lives in your attic is a very mischevious hobo. It hides your Ouija board.
that crazy hobo in your attic is steeling my internet
hobo in your attic by evie hrt October 16, 2009