Hipster

Anyone who wears a flannel. Also a pretty large beard with gauges, and you may see the majority of hipsters at panera typing on a type writer.

Did you see those guys yesterday. They had flannels on and were using a type writer don't worry they're just hipsters.

by toxic123 January 26, 2014

Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a gentrified hippy

Those hipsters look so skanky but smell like organic lavender oil

by אנטון May 15, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a person who expresses unpopular opinions, stating that the popular opinions are too mainstream. Of course, when someone is a hipster, it can be never certain how sincere they are, since, as with all groups, there are posers. In the case of hipsters, a poser is a person who does not actually hold the opinions that they express, and only claim to hold such opinions to try and get attention with the hipsters. A hipster poser will often express opinions that are much more unpopular than an average hipster would. The hipster posers may also be called special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey dude, don't be sad, about 15% of people who care the issue hold the same opinion as you.

Person 2: What? Why should that make me happy? Do you think I'm a hipster?

by Detsniy April 12, 2015

Hipster

A person who enjoys music.

Hey! Look at that hipster over yonder! He (She) is listening to music, therefore, he (she) must truly enjoy it, because it is also creatively expressed through his (her) fashion and sweet, sweet dance (or lack of) dance moves.

by GoatsyGoat May 17, 2015

Hipster

based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.

casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?

by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014

Hipster

Mouthy, know nothing douche' bags, with no morals, who espouse their own superiority while decrying any class systems they think they encounter. They think money is boring, and reactionary, and should be redistributed, but are they willing to pay big bucks for a 40 year old hat, like the one that grandma tried to give them lat week.

After all, if it didn't come from their local version of, 'Retro Sheik', it's just not the same.

Many are sexually ambivalent, but in a hip way, not a sleazy, cloying way.

Hipsters generally think Obama is the Savior, think Cheney is Satan.

But they'll would turn on each other in .68 seconds if / when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.

Overheard Hipster dialogue,

"Yo Jack, wasn't that Sasha, driving by, with Davey, in his '78 Volvo?!"

"...whatevs I'm not salty, that queen nixed me, digs him, but I don't feel capped, I'm with his ex, Charlie."

"...dude, or chick?"

"...would it matter?"

"...not to me pops."

by Schteveo October 17, 2014