Helen Keller

To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.

Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.

by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010

Dany Heatley

Sorry

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

heclectic

adj. (pron. hek-lek-tik) Something or someone who is hectically eclectic or excessively individual and "doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks, coz he/she/it is on crack."

Deriv. Mod. Greek (hectic-bro~eclect-ic,-ism)

Wil: hey pal, you should see my new flat in Newtown, i have my own band who I adopted from the Nepalese Himalayas who play me traditional lullabies as i smoke weed and make protest banners for the up and coming 'save sydney from racism and lebbos' rally.

Steph: Thats HECLECTIC, you little uni freak.

by Wil Bean March 26, 2007

healeys

The quanitive measurement of Brassness. (see Brass)

Dude, last night was soo brass, it was like 8 healeys.

by Flaw3d July 27, 2009

Helen Keller

V. While getting a blowjob, throat fucking her so hard, pulling out and blowing it in both her eyes, and then taking your hands and clapping against her ears, boxing them in. Therefore; deaf, dumb mute.

I gave that sorority girl the Helen Keller last night when I finished getting top.

by Kentonmanz November 6, 2018

Helen of troy

A wimp who launched 1000 ships to prove she wasn't weak.

Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019

Helen

Someone who peeks out of windows and tries to see what is going on, especially if it doesn’t concern them.

“Look at Mrs. Buder across the street! She’s trying to see what we are doing.”
“I know! She’s such a Helen.”

by Becksstein11 July 14, 2020