Harry

A harry is someone that will randomly hump the shit out of anything in sight. A Harry will hump more than someone on JerseyShore. When a Harry gets started there is no stoping it.

Person one: Wow look at this weather outside!
*harry jumps on person one*
Person one: OH NO PLEASE!
*Harry Continues to hump till tired*

by PLayerPlayer December 24, 2012

harry cannon

A mans penis. Harry as in Harry monk (seminal fluid, sperm or spunk). Cannon (penis) the weapon firing the "harry"

E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.

by Harrison Lee June 2, 2007

Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.

"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."

by richippr September 29, 2008

Hairy Tuxedo

A large tuft of man hair on the chest that unfortunately grows in the formation of a 1970's tuxedo shirt. Most commonly used in code to make fun of someone with excessive body hair.

1. That is the hottest hairy tuxedo I have ever seen!
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

Hairy Anchovie

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

Harry Bum

Name given to a person who has an extraordinarily hairy ass

Harry....Harry Bum!

by Big Leg January 17, 2010

hairy porpoise

It is an adjective describing the anal region of a female that is very hairy.

Man...that chick over there has a real hairy porpoise anal booty butthole hairy brown starfish

by Ramsoccer2 May 26, 2016