Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.

I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

by kwebb1265 May 2, 2011

dats what happens

a phrase utilized to indicate the cause-and-effect and/or obvious nature of a particular event or gangster circumstance.

guy 1: "yo dawg, my girl has been steppin' out. yo."
guy 2: "dats what happens when she be permiscuous. yo!"

by kire123 November 23, 2009

happiness without the H

say it out loud

you know what I want in me

happiness without the H

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021

Untitled (how could this happen to me)

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.

by poopawhacka October 23, 2005

happ'd 'pon

Contraction for "happened upon"

I was surfing Urban Dictionary in an attempt to improve my street slang when I happ'd 'pon this little gem: <insert favorite slang def here>.

by sgtmom April 8, 2006

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009