hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.

Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.

by UCLGay January 8, 2008

happy-making

Anything that makes a person happy. It can be an event, a person, a thing, etc.

"I had so much fun with my friends last night. It was so happy-making."

by Happy<3 January 19, 2008

Happy Hands Club

The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.

I'm a member of the Happy Hands Club!

by Kara April 25, 2005

happy slap

A stupid craze where the victim is attacked, and the incident recorded. Supposedly against the law, although lots of incidents are not brought to police attention. Is not always to random people, can be someone well known to the attacker, and the violence can be a form of revenge. Not always teenage boys-I was 13 when I was attacked by a girl a year younger.

I was filmed at school having food thrown at me and my friends and then me being slapped. The teacher whose attention it was brought to gave punishment for the violence, not for the happy slap. Through lying and crying, my attacker managed to spread the rumour that I was the attacker, and her the poor discrimated victim.

by techygirl September 13, 2008

hairy dartboard

A slang word for the bumhole.

did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?

by Gerth May 3, 2007

Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)

in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'

by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010

Happy Russian

when you're having sex with your partner and there in doggy style position grab her and supplex her while still in her and continue.

Alex: what happened with that girl last night?
Ryan: i was smashing odee hard and i wanted to try something new so i gave her the happy Russian and she gave the angry penguin.

by doublefun1232 August 11, 2011