dell holiday n00b

an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season

jimmy just became a holiday n00b

by ox July 17, 2002

Halifaxing

The act of forcefully anally raping someone with a blunt object like a broom or bat.

"I walked in the inmate Halifaxing the other prisoner with a drain pipe." or "The prostitute knew this guy was going to Halifax her worse than her last Halifaxing

by Timmay1369 September 26, 2010

Halifax Fudge Badger

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.

When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"

by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

Holiday Hair

The same ugly hair style every girl has when returning from a tropical destination.

That chick must have just gotten back from Dominican, she has mad holiday hair.

by KyleC May 22, 2007

holiday juice

vodka that is drunk by olga and aryssa during the holiday season. caution: you may be urged to think you are harry pothead or a naked pirate

while instructed to do a project, olga and aryssa sit around drinking holiday juice and dance to "explosion" by kalwi and remi

by arolga January 13, 2008

holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.

I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.

by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008

Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018