gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.

Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop

by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024

Gutter Nurse

Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.

Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.

by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025

Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.

All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.

by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out

I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city

by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016

gutter drip

An object or situation that appears bad, ugly, straight up undesireable. Gutter drip is the dripping from a gutter which is not of the highest level.

The greens today were serious gutter drip.

That bar was gutter drip.

by Spackler18 April 1, 2010

the gutters

Something often portrayed by Treynotfunny as a place nobody wants to go to, and a place where it is full of crazy things and people. Often used to describe something or somebody which appears to be strange or not okay.

((a madman going crazy inside of a bedroom))

background voice: UH UH! This nigga looks like he just came straight out of the gutters!

by TotalSwizzy February 11, 2025