Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Starbucks goblin

The most basic of thots.

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.

-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins

by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017

girth goblin

A short man with an absolute tree trunk of a cock.

Danny Devito might seem small in stature, but below the waist, he's definitely a girth goblin.

by Rokia Lee March 9, 2020

goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 21, 2020

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017

The goblin man

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.

Suspicious T: Ffs hes the goblin man

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021