fruitation

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition. Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan. You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.

I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

by JOHNNYTHOUGHTS June 21, 2008

Cackle Fruit

Eggs.

Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.

Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.

Aaaar matey, fry some cackle fruit and we'll be having ourselves a feast.

by Keira June 17, 2004

fruit rollup

a gay dude in a sleeping bag

Youre camping and shit and you see a rainbow sleeping bag, "Yo, look at that fruit rollup" and in an act of sexuality discrimination you push him down a mountain.

by MELANiE February 3, 2005

Fruit Ho

Person who is insanely obsessed with fruit and carries it with them nonstop in an effort to be cute/ lose mad pounds.

Mary and Ryan are such fruit hos. They walk around all day looking for fruit to munch on.

by Unverifiedmind April 2, 2006

Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

Forbidden Fruit

The Forbidden Fruit or Tide Pod is a delicious snack usable by all people.

Edgy Kid: Wanna eat Forbidden Fruit in class later Jimmy.
Teacher: Don’t those contain bleach and detergent?
Jimmy: ——————

by Roland Bates January 16, 2018

fruit basket

a roach bowl; a bowl loaded in a piece of paraphernalia made from a mixture of the ends of blunts smoked previously; named for the multiple fruit flavors tasted from the different cigarillo types.

I smoked a huge fruit basket before work and I was high for hours from all that resin!

by callamity September 9, 2010