floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 15, 2018

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 09, 2022

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 04, 2020

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

floppy poppy

a cute amazing friend who loves having fun as well as having the worst of luck love you pops Xx

'hey floppy poppy wanna go to the park '

by puppygamer2091 November 14, 2020

floppy frisbee

When you're limp as shit but she still wants to bang

She tried giving me a floppy frisbee last night, but I said Dick that

by TyMatt September 16, 2018