Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

Flanderism

Cult based upon the views of the fictional character Ned Flanders of The Simpsons.

Would you like to join Flanderism?

by This Kid! June 19, 2016

alexander tran

A fat guy who try hards at games because it wants people to be friends with him beacause he doesn’t really have any.

Alexander Tran is my online friend

by Alex Kim September 24, 2017

Alexander

A guy who definitely belongs with a girl named natalie

Oh dang alexander you should get with natalie and natalie should get with alexander

by ShipperQueen July 5, 2019

Alexander

He is a son of a Bitch who likes impersonating people on Snapchat and is jealous cause someone rejected him he is trying to rip a friendship apart with her friend and I know if you reading this Alexander/Ashley fuck you bitch oh you remember ihatesandraa like your fr butt hurt like STFU

Oh I think this is a fake Snapchat account I think it’s Alexander

by Ihatealexandrr August 13, 2019

Alexander

A name which determines a social status, declaring, if they go by Alex they a thot, they go by Xander they a 5'6" lil bitch who thinks they is a dungeon master

"Yo, you reckon that guys an Alex or a Xander on the Alexander Scale?"

by Itsybitsyteenyweenytitties April 10, 2020

Alexander

A quirky gay man who loves interior design

"Did Alexander decorate this room?"
"Yeah he's really good at interior design."

by Jaspish May 12, 2020