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sausage fest

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.
ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.
by conchita December 28, 2005
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sausage fest

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone
Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.
by The War Lion December 9, 2008
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sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.
"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."
by Brandon October 21, 2004
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