poached eggs

Blowing your load into a belly button, then pissing on it.

Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.

by chief chuckabubba May 15, 2006

Poached Eggs

Ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles

"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"

by Monroe July 7, 2003

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

eggnogstick

A tasty and decidedly more Christian-friendly way of expressing your opinion as to the existence of God. (i.e. agnostic)

Having been raised in Utah, Casey is how a happy eggnogstick.

by eggnogstick November 27, 2004

Eggsexual

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

by Team Clud May 6, 2010

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

by similationavragation November 30, 2010