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Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
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Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010
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karly Edwards

Karly Edwards. A 5ft 5 midget who gets bullied everyday, very moody as well.
The meaning off karly
"Don't be a karly Edwards nonce"
by Karly loves max June 19, 2019
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edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back
Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?
by Action woman May 14, 2015
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Montel Edwards

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?
by anonymous-059023 October 13, 2023
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Edward Bola

A striker who uses skill moves far too much to avoid danger and usually loses the ball in doing so.
Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA
by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020
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William Edwards

🤓
Rue : you’re so 🤓
William Edwards : NO I AM NOOOOT
by Spookisemm June 18, 2023
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