Edward Cullen

An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.

"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"

"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."

by IMAFATMcBob February 21, 2010

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Edward V

One of the shortest reigning Kings of England, he never really got to do anything cos he reigned for 2 months, and his Uncle Richard was regent so he was really the ruler, even became King for real after that time.
Edward was also one of the Princes in the Tower

Of all the Edwards, I don't think Edward V was very noteworthy

by BlankCanvas742 December 6, 2022

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Corbin Edwards

Fatherless, Fat, Gay he is essentially a raptor peni

"Corbin Edwards likes to jack off to the teletubbies."

by whori02 May 20, 2020

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edward sissyhands

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

by County Of Butt February 12, 2021

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The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

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