Dylan

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
by Trinomial September 16, 2016
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Dylan

a girl who thinks she's better than anyone else on the entire Universe a.k.a HUGE EGO. And does anything to fit in. Also,a two-faced bitch. Apparently,a Dylan "goes harddd".
I'm so hot! oh man,i just pulled a Dylan.
by igohardddddd October 06, 2009
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dylan

Bigger in the belly and/or breast region
Has a massive but short penis as this resembles fail.
1. God why do we have to play soccer with all the Dylans!
2. If he sat on me he'd KILL me! I'd be Dylanated.
by Terry Mayo June 25, 2009
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a dylan

a phrase describing a person that is physically or mentally outcasted from society due to an undeseriable trait/flaw in looks, intelligence, or personality, usually manifesting their hatred and low self esteem by combating all rebuttles from society using the trite and over used word "care"

someone who recieves in bed.
wow look at that downie over there, he looks as bad as he smells. care? wow your such a dylan

wow, i was a dylan last night in bed when we engaged in rough butt sex.
by rofltittytastic July 09, 2009
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Dylan

Dylan this very cool short kid also a friend with a king.
He likes to dougie with his very kool friends .
by gocknocock May 19, 2011
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Dylan

A boy that can be bombastic at times and does not know when to stop. However at the same time, you can trust him if you are one of his real friends...especially one with the last name Ammlung. He can also get into relationships pretty fast and not realize what he may be doing. He's knows almost everything there is to know. If you know these Dylans you may end up suffering heartache but you have a best friend.
Girl One: I need some guy advice. Know anyone I could ask?

Girl Two: Do you know Dylan?

Girl One: Ammlung?

Girl Two: Yea! He your friend?

Girl One: He's like my brother.

Girl Two: Go to him. I trust him with like everything!
by Mathlover96 November 15, 2011
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Seems like a sweet guy, but as soon as he's settled with a girlfriend he loses all willpower of communication and makes the girl feel paranoid that he's cheating on you.
Girl 1: He doesn't answer me anymore, even when we haven't spoken in a week.

Girl 2: Gurl, it looks like you've been Dylan'd.
by shortgirlnastyproblem November 08, 2015
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