DOAT

douche of all trades. created after the slant angle was studied off of the worlds first and strongest flip-artist; Ahmad Ashawa(his powers are still undefined).

Jesus you can't do anything right, god damn doat!

by Zas Sid March 11, 2008

doader

1. (n) - A penis with a HUGE head.

2. (n) - An intrument used in science classes to demonstrate static electricity. It looks like a penis with a HUGE head.

"Oh my god, look at that fucking doader! The head is way to big for the stalk."

by Jolee Bindo May 17, 2005

Do A Barrel Roll!

The controversial quote Optimus Prime is going to say in the upcomming Transformers Live Action Movie. The quote was submitted into the "Make Prime Speak" Contest and is currently by far, holding first place (Thanks to the YTMND Community) among a myriad of other crappy submitted quotes.

Some Flying Transformer Dude: OH NOES!!! I'M UNDER HEAVY FIRE!!!

Optimus Prime: Do a barrel Roll! lol

by SamuraiSilhouette October 23, 2006

DOAF

Dick On A Fence- When someone attempts to scale a fence and either nuts them self real hard (DOAFSacked) or gets caught on the fence thus suspending them self from said fence.

"Hey, look at that stupid DOAF!"

"You missed it! Rick just got DOAFSacked!"

by Grandmaster DOAF March 5, 2014

do a balls

To, lacking any form of game whatsoever, interview a drunken college girl as to her residence, major, and other useless information which will not get you laid. Usually done by virginal jews that can't talk to women.

Man I set up Steve with this hot chick. He better not do a balls tonight.

by MikeBonanza June 21, 2007

do a Luke

To 'do a luke' means to always leave your mobile phone on your desk and never in your pocket where it needs to be so people can get in touch. If you frequently 'do a Luke' you may be considered forgetful.

To do a luke: "Gareth has done a Luke!" - meaning Gareth has left his mobile phone on his desk so we can't contact him.

by MrOrange September 5, 2006

do a Shirley

to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. Usually to another country as per the 1989 film Shirley Valentine.

Office worker "I haven't seen Karen in Finance for a while..."

Boss "Off the record, not coming back. She's left her husband, gone to Spain."

Office worker "Didn't think she had it in her to do a shirley"

by Dentinox November 4, 2007