The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.
“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”
by DarthRoxy January 02, 2018
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Dinosaur Cat

Once apon a time dinosaur man found a cat. They made a dinosaur cat. They evolved into chickens. MATH!!!!!!!!!
I have a dinosaur. I have a cat. Uggh. Dinosaur cat
by Jdjenchc December 15, 2018
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Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.
Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?
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Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.
After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!
by July 30, 2023
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dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.
Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.
by havishanta February 11, 2010
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Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable
“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”
by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021
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SUSSY Baka Dinosaur

It means that someone is being ultra SUS
by sharavisniceandtall August 05, 2022
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