Neddy

When a person, place or thing becomes overwhelming or chaotic. Loss of control.

I was going to go to the mall to finish up my Christmas shopping but it was way too neddy.

by ccoop January 4, 2009

neddy

(Noun) A person or thing that is characterized by exceptionally jay qualities. Often accompanied by extreme lethargy, crippling indecisiveness, and an affinity for showers and sandwiches.

(Verb) To exhibit the above qualities, or to have someone with the above qualities impact your life negatively.

(Adj.) Of extremely jay or tiresome qualities. See: insolence.

(Noun) I just called the neddy. He can't come out tonight cuz he hasn't pooped yet, and there's a Gilmore Girls marathon on. What a fucking jaybag.

(Verb) The Metallica concert's tonight! Don't fucking neddy out on us!

(Adj.) Last night, I watched an old man take a crap on CBS. It was neddy as fuck!

by JeffroDiesel January 28, 2010

Neddy

Someone that looks like Ned.

You look well Neddy bruv.

by sannieanne February 1, 2023

Neddy

A quick blowjob that's done in an articulate fashion. Receiving a Neddy can only be compared to the feeling of reaching heavens gate.

A Neddy typically lasts between 1-5 minutes, this makes it's speed of finish so distinguishable from other quick finishes like a quickie or a Joey.

Fred: Samantha gave me a Neddy last night before my parents got home
Ian: Samantha is good at Neddys

Fred: How do you know? She's been my girlfriend for 6 years
Ian: Don't ask

Ophin: Want a Neddy?
Greg: Yes please

by 0Tiro0 March 29, 2025

neddy

When a kid tryna call Princess Needle “needy” but their spelling flopped. Lowkey became its own word tho.

Kid: “Princess Needle is so neddy rn.”
Friend: “Bro you mean needy??”
Kid: “Nah fam, it’s neddy.”

by BENO?! August 25, 2025

Neddy Bear

A drunken bear with anger issues.

That Neddy Bear has just kicked the toilet door in.

by Craig Giles November 4, 2010

NEDDY Curse

If you choose NEDDY as a name for a game, or have a name containing the name NEDDY, you are doomed to fail. You will instantly be attacked by everyone who sees your name, even if you are their ally!

"Hi, I'm NEDDY!"
- NEDDY has been destroyed by *insert name here* -
"Damn you NEDDY Curse!"

by NEDDY7 March 31, 2008