Deseri

Desire she can be very cute at times I’m beautiful if you are in love with her she is a hard worker and will make you think that she really loves you but in all reality she only loves herself I will only love herself and usually always treat her men inferior she is only it for her own gane She is very good at getting what she wants but when she has it she could care less about how she treats it Once it is hers if you know it Desiree you probably have gotten your heart broken by her and are still sad and she is some we’re off with somebody else and could care less about you or the person she’s with currently if you know it Desiree make sure never to believe her because she is a very big liar also and she doesn’t know how to say anything that is true so stay away from Desiree because if you’re planning on playing Her trust me she has already played you many times

(Boyfriend ) Deseri baby you make me feel unimportant an I feel like I am doing everything for you to be happy an you could care less about my Happiness . I wish you could pay more Attention to me an respect me a little bit

(Deseri) WELL IM SORRy that you feel that way ! Maybe you should feel different then talk to me . Idk why ur so Sensitive all the time anyways did you get my my CRUSHED ICE

by Hood angle January 19, 2022

DesertRose

An incredibly beautiful woman, who is also tough enough to withstand anything. Just as a Flower, or any plant, must be strong in order to withstand the harsh elements of the desert.

Don't underestimate that one, she might be beautiful but she's a true DesertRose.

by Movobra April 10, 2022

dense skull

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters

- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"

by duckycoin May 16, 2022

Demsey

This man’s rizz is in another universe. None existent. He works in the gym to get big muscles but the only thing getting bigger is his ass. He’s ass at rocket league. Missing open goals like he does in soccer.This guy is annoying orange. With his repative jokes about race.

“ muscle man” demsey

by Big jerky 5’11 April 25, 2023

Desert rat

During the summer months they can be spotted mostly at night. The adolescent of the species typically wakes up with thorns and scratches covering most of their bodies with no memory of how they got there. There natural habitat is the Sonoran desert and Sky Islands. Both male and female adults will scowl at those from California and ask when their moving back. Other than a slightly xenophobic attitude towards their habitat, they look others in the eye, open doors for others, say thank you, tell it like it is, and knows way more Mexicans than you do. For relaxation the desert rat will go to one of those water spots you can't find on Google and never will. A desert rat will stand out in autumn and spring, they will be the ones wearing a sweater at 75° The xenophobic desert rat loves their desert and is a good steward of it, often turning off the water while brushing teeth, washing hands, and has a dirty vehicle.

Those desert rats all seem to have a 4X4, high caliber rifle and at least 3 articles of camouflage clothing.

by AzWoodWarrior July 9, 2023

desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023