Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

compton beatdown

The act of nailing a girl doggy style while a few of your buddies beat the shit out of her.

I totally fucked my bitch while a few of my friends stopped by and gave her the compton beatdown, she was jacked.

by seacow August 23, 2006

compton gangbang

you coerce your ex that cheated on you into a date that will hopefully end with sex, so you have it set up so that as your fucking your girl, you say a secret word and your friends storm the room and beat the living shit out of your lady

sounds like fun rite!?!?!

by vermillion May 31, 2004

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003

Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003