Definitions by seacow

pump trolley 

A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.

Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.

pump trolley by Seacow January 10, 2014

wetbug

the act blowing your nose into a man's chest and rubbing your face into it. (Best used on a hairy chest).

Ryan-Watcha doing tonite bro??
Dave-I Dunno, watching TV.
Ryan-Wanna Wetbug?
Phelps- O.K.!

wetbug by Seacow September 6, 2008

wetbug

Shooting a load into a man's chest and rubbing your face into it. (Use with a hairy chest boy and an older women)

1- shit! I sprained my ankle
2-word
1-I hate playing feild hockey...people just dont get me.
2- You know what i get???
1-Whats that?
2-Wetbugs!
1-is that like field hockey?
3- Pat stabbed T-Mill
1- Alright....lets wetbug baby!!!!!!

wetbug by Seacow September 6, 2008

wetbug

Failure to make it to the bathroom in time.

ex. Uh oh, I just had a wetbug!

ex. Bro: Look out, Holly just had a wetbug on that chair!
Homie: Ain't gonna find me sittin there!

wetbug by Seacow September 5, 2008

compton beatdown 

The act of nailing a girl doggy style while a few of your buddies beat the shit out of her.

I totally fucked my bitch while a few of my friends stopped by and gave her the compton beatdown, she was jacked.

compton beatdown by seacow August 23, 2006

The Gobbler 

The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off.

Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler!
Guy 2: SWEET!

The Gobbler by Seacow July 13, 2006