Cold Velvet

When you use a popsicle to sexually stimulate another person.

Dude, i had the best Cold Velvet last night with that slut Mikayla!

by MoldyTwinkees September 6, 2009

fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

cold hearted bitch

A woman who is has no empathy and is deceitful, ungrateful, unscrupulous and supremely manipulative. She uses sex as a weapon. Along with ruining other people’s lives she also ruins her own. She associates with men who use her for their own selfish purposes and she does the same in turn. It is tragic but as the same time so is the plight of those she victimizes. She has utility driven existence devoid of anything meaningful. She mocks those who are “beneath” her but does not realize they have what she can never have and like Shylock she will realize she can’t drag her ill begotten wealth down to hell. Laughs at homeless people but will in turn not understand or forgive other people’s demons. Sees empathy as a weakness.

That cold hearted bitch is cold, remorseless, unfeeling, rich and high functioning.

by macbeth2011 November 2, 2011

Cold Like Minnesota

In the song "Minnesota" by Lil Yachty he is referring to the ice (aka diamonds) on his jewelry being cold like Minnesota because Minnesota is a cold state and ice is also cold. Minnesota's record low temperature is -60 degrees F.

"Yo did you see how many diamonds were on that watch?"

"Yeah dawg that was cold like Minnesota."

by Darnell Boat August 18, 2016

gay cody

Gay Cody is like a werewolf. He comes out every full moon and stays that way forever, evolving every full moon to be gayer. You often know he's around when he starts howling his signature mating call "GUHHHAYYYYYYYY". He preys on the sick and elderly. He's often seen in the wild fingering his own butthole and licking his fingers. He is the only known werewolf of this gay nature, as he does not go to Halloween Horror Nights with his werewolf roommates. The only cure for Gay Cody is to shove a tree trunk up his ass hole, as it would satisfy his thirsty ass. If you cannot find a tree trunk, you must find a tiger to fuck his mouth and that will satisfy his mating call.

-Hey man have you seen Cody lately? I'm kind of worried about him.

-Stay away from him man, the village prostitute has informed me that he's turned into Gay Cody!

-No not again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Sick Brian October 9, 2013

cold lampin'

Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.

This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.

"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')

by HoWheels February 19, 2007

How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 14, 2004