cludslamed

verb, closing your dick in something

fuck, i just cludslamed my dick in my zipper

by jwd February 1, 2006

clipster

one who does something very fast, eg a driver who drives very fast or a fast bowler.

You are a clipster in games but not in studies.

by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013

clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies

While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**

by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013

Cluster

A series of headaches that occurs with the medical condition Cluster Headaches.

I have had cluster headaches for 10 years, but this CLUSTER is the worst.

by JJA December 22, 2004

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

cluster fuck

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.

Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005

Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.

"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"

by GooberPawn July 30, 2009