clorbglorb

Something so weird or disturbing that sounds alien, but truly it isn't.

That movie was very weird, the true story almost sounded clorbglorb!

by BraidenNO21315 December 18, 2024

Clergy Man

A man who is like a priest or child of god.

Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

clogatoris

The term coined by fans of Joost Klein, meaning ‘Dutch clitoris’.

I’m just joosting my clogatoris!

by J00stkle1n March 20, 2025

Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

Clogatoris

Combination of "clog" (noun; traditional wooden Dutch shoes) and "clitoris" (with an "a" in the middle for phonetic flow). Typically used as a variation of the latter; a popular word among fans of Dutch musician Joost Klein.
The phrase "clogging one's toris", stemming from this word, can be used to refer to partaking in vulval masturbation.

1) Who up Joosting their clogatoris?

2) I'm clogging my toris to this right now

by hawk222ah April 24, 2025

Clorbus

Someone who makes a confident statement or decision which is unknowingly foolish or wrong.

Wow! You are such a clorbus!

by wiftyb May 1, 2025

Clogging the Paint

When people/someone crowds up an area for no reason. They insist on staying there with no regard for the people actually doing work.

“Bro Jaden won’t fucking stop lingering in the kitchen when I’m trying to cook”
“Bro I swear he’s always clogging the paint”

by MonkeyBoy227 March 6, 2026