top cheese

A term used widely by hockey players describing a shot in the top corner of the net. Has different names such as bardown, a snipe or top shelf where momma keeps the cookie jar.

Figg is so sick, another snipe top cheese in OT to seal the deal.

by Figg October 2, 2007

penis cheese

The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasnt been washed for 1-2 months

Chad is the definition for penis cheese...

by Random_Hero_05 May 31, 2005

frottage cheese

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage

Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna

by officeshapedprisoner May 21, 2004

butt-cheese

the lint from your butt.

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?
yeah, that's butt-cheese. Enjoy it.

by I <3 butt-cheese June 28, 2008

I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.

man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

by Area Man June 16, 2011

block of cheese

a wad of cash

I sold my old rims for cash to some sucka and made mad bank. Yo, look at this block of cheese I got now.

by Poop Stain Barney December 2, 2010

Cheefing

The act of smoking marijuana with a group of two or more and holding on to the joint/blunt/bong/bowl etc for a longer time than the set rhythm of rotation.

Person 1: Such and Such has had the blunt for a minute I thought it was puff puff pass. It's five heads.

Person 2: Yea he's always like that. Cheefing everywhere we go. He didn't even put in.

by SimplyComplexComplexlySimplcti August 4, 2018