Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.
by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
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Brain Cells

Hey man, do you think you can spot me a few brain cells? I have test coming up.
by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021
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Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
by PreciseTurnip January 20, 2024
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Cell phone rummaging

When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.

Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 22, 2010
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Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.
"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*
by qqb11ar November 29, 2024
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clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.
Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!
by TheHeintz April 29, 2024
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