Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

Cell Tell

another name for a cellular telephone

Has anyone seen my cell tell?

by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

chain cell

a prison cell where dangerous prisoners are kept in chains.

The robber has been kept in the chain cell.

by uttam maharjan July 20, 2011

Dead Cells

ITS SO HAAARDD

Dead Cells is a hard core rouge-like Metroid-vania game as you wander through levels of a diseased island on your journey to slay the king for more info watch Windettes video (recommended for ages 13+).

by rand0mguy1 January 10, 2024

Fat cell

A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.

Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!

My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!

by PreciseTurnip January 19, 2024

Sleeper Cell

Someone of middle eastern or indian descent who has hidden in the states for a while as a secret terrorist.

“That nigga Nick Makki is a sleeper cell did y’all know that?”

by ballbuster24 October 23, 2023