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Pittsburgh Central Catholic

The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.

But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...
Cool guy: Where do you go to school?

Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic

Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!

Saint David Catholic School 

Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.
Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!

*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*

Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!

diet catholic 

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.
diet catholic by annemark August 4, 2006

Central Catholic 

Mostly a bunch of rich sexist, homophobic, racist white boys who are privileged but they don't even know it. There are a few good people from central/oakland but for the most part they're toxic and think they the shit but really they're just some vineyard vine shit heads :)
"That dude over there is such a frat boi, he must be from central catholic"
"Yuck look at that trump supporter! Must be a central boy!"

Central Catholic 

A bunch of stupid teabaggers. Think they're great stuff because their mommies and daddies pay for them to go to a private big name school. Have some of the worst parties around, where getting wasted and teabagging each other are deemed a "good time". Think they're great because they get to have school next to an all Catholic girls school, but the girls there are dirty and have syphilis. All in all, some of the worst people around Pittsburgh go there, and just about anywhere else is better.
Remember that party with the kids from Central Catholic?
Yeah, that party sucked.

Central Catholic by jimbo67 November 6, 2008

Elyria Catholic 

Elyria Catholic is located in Elyria, Ohio. Elyria Catholic is the high school for which most students come from other Junior highs such as St. Jude's, St. Mary's, sometimes even Open Door's. This is a high school where majority of the student's are smart asses and potheads. They usually have good grades, but there are also the few that fall behind and start to fail due to hating the damn fucked up rules and teachers there. Elyria Catholic is full of preppy bitches, and athlete's, and people trying to get into mini ivy-leagues such as Dennison College, Dartmouth College, etc. The school has more pot going around in it then Elyria High School, it's complete bullshit. There's a little bit of baby mama drama, and the school sucks. Everybody that goes there knows it, and does not like the school. WOO.
John: Let's go in the bathroom.
Karl: Why? You got some pot?
John: You know it!
Karl: Aiight, I could use a loosen up 'cause I just found out that Dennison didn't except me because I failed my AP chemistry at Elyria Catholic in my 2nd year here.
John: Awe, that sucks man. I got into Dartmouth!
Karl: Lucky ass bastard.
Elyria Catholic by xxThinkOfYou August 30, 2010