camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

camel floss

Modern underwear that can also be used as dental floss placed upon a camel toe (see camel toe)

That chick has such a nice camel toe, I wish I could use her camel floss

by Eago November 11, 2013

camel wedgie

Front wedgie or pulling the panties way up in front .

My wife had a huge camel wedgie..

by hartee46 March 1, 2011

camel sundae

A caramel sundae pronounced with a Boston accent.

That wicked retahded kid from Methuen ordered a camel sundae. He's such a retahd.

by finsj December 9, 2018

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

by KRmd January 3, 2023