Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking
by SamMule February 18, 2010
n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.
by TKrattlesnake January 20, 2015
alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
by JP June 20, 2006
any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.
used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.
source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000
used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.
source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000
by Wild Drunken Bill August 02, 2008
by ARCWhite March 27, 2014
Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:
Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?
It hasn't.
Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?
It hasn't.
by Jakob Harvey April 07, 2006