no butter

1. A mixture of "I dare you" and "You're full of shit" native to the Garlic City
2. A challenge issued wherein the subject must complete a task they threw out sarcastically. If they do not finish the task, they risk being punched.
3. Something your asshole friend says when they know you're joking, want to see you fail miserably and want to hit you for it.

A: Yeah, right, I'll totally ask that chick out.

B: No butter, dude. You have to do it.

by This one guy you met one time November 27, 2016

peanut butter gutter

A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.

Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.

by Scott South March 16, 2017

alabama butter train

A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.

When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!

by Mark Nicholas Lovell September 2, 2017

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus

I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

Mexican Butter

When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.

When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.

by HonestTruthTalker October 20, 2017

Gamer Butter

The gross residue in-between your keyboard and mouse from intensely sweaty gaming.

Gamer: Ew, my desktop is covered in gamer butter. There's so much of it you could spread it on toast.

by monomutt May 13, 2018

Peanut butter spoon

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020