bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005

bleeks

a man that plays basket ball and were's a g string with one shoe and no teeth and a tie die shirt and lop sided eyes and one long hair in the middle of the head

damn dude,did you see bleeks,kicked the crap out of the others

by nick October 20, 2003

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020

blekkan

A guy with cute hair.
He doesn't want people to touch his hair eighter.
Sometimes that n00b gets red eyes.

Hey! Can I touch you're hair?

No, I'm blekkan!

by Eske April 10, 2008

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

Bleasure

'Pleasure' as spoken by Egyptians.

Passport Control officer: Business or pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Bleasure!
Passport Control officer: You mean both business and pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Nope. Burely Bleasure, here to have fun.

by Bug Smasher June 13, 2018

blersch

The sound of deep throating.

That gag job was a total blersch-fest.

by YukonYak May 31, 2023