bert kaempfert

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

by F.A.S. November 25, 2013

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beertini

A cocktail for normal people to order at beach bars, gay bars or preppy cocktail lounges.

The mixological formula is:

1 shot of beer
2 more shots of beer
Top up with beer and serve in a beer glass

So that's a margarita for Lara, 2 mojitos for Sassy and Cleo. Me, Joey and Stoffels will each have a beertini.

by George McBob September 18, 2014

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Bertardo

Dumb fuck version of Bernardo

That bitch ain't no Bernardo he's... a Bertardo!

by Rice man 68 February 7, 2015

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berthomoly

A kid who has a dope ass name and his dad usually has a big dick.

Berthomoly,big

by Chris92721 September 24, 2016

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Bertell

A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.

Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.

by Servo August 14, 2016

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