by Phil Tort March 11, 2004
Get the BERTUZZI mug.Throwing a pencil or another sharp object down a gangster-man's low rising pants. When he does not notice it and sits down on it when it is vertical, causing intense pain, which is called bertonazzi.
Yo B-Dizzle was walking down the hallway when his pants was ridin' rathah low. Smellanie was walkin' down the hallway and threw her newly sharpened pencil in his draws, point side up. B-Dizzle didn't notice and sat down. This cause him some intense bertonazzi.
by F-Dizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 10, 2011
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by pere January 27, 2021
Get the bertuchka mug.A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
Get the bertie mug.A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007
Get the bertie mug.A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.
Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.
Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.
Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.
by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007
Get the Bertrum mug.The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.
Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!
by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018
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