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BERTUZZI

To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.
Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!
by Phil Tort March 11, 2004
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Bertonazzi

Throwing a pencil or another sharp object down a gangster-man's low rising pants. When he does not notice it and sits down on it when it is vertical, causing intense pain, which is called bertonazzi.
Yo B-Dizzle was walking down the hallway when his pants was ridin' rathah low. Smellanie was walkin' down the hallway and threw her newly sharpened pencil in his draws, point side up. B-Dizzle didn't notice and sat down. This cause him some intense bertonazzi.
by F-Dizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 10, 2011
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bertuchka

woah that girl has a big fat juicy bertuchka
im going to smack your bertuchka
by pere January 27, 2021
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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"
by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007
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Bertrum

A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.

Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.
Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.
by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007
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Bertil

The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.
Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!
by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018
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