Head on a belt 

A know-it-all restating an obvious fact that was recently discussed.

Forgive me for being a head on a belt, but haven't we all just established how prophecy is pure havers?

Head on a belt by Jrian November 19, 2022

Chastity belt 

Something we all need. Fer sure.

I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.

If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.

Chastity belt by Dude think about it. September 9, 2011

The Belt 

n. An object placed around the waist to award pure awesomeness in one's line of work.

v. An action done after running in a Touchdown, again, to show pure awesomeness. ie. Aaron Rodgers

After getting an A on his math test, John stood up in class and performed the belt. He served the subsequent detention quite awesomely.

The Belt by dabearssuck February 28, 2011

Poverty Belt 

Poverty Belt is a growing term being used by people who live in the northeastern US to describe Central New York. Central New York is a geographical region of upstate New York which lies between the Catskill mountains and the Adirondacks. It is comprised of the cities Albany, Utica, Syracuse, Binghamton, Buffalo and Rochester (which is often referred to as Crotch-Chester). Common characteristics of this region which account for the name include scarcity of jobs, high unemployment, a shrinking population and a crumbling infrastructure. The "belt" part of the term comes from the way the aforementioned cities are horizontally situated close to the New York state thruway which runs from East to West through the middle part of the state.

-Where do you come from?
-I grew up in the Poverty Belt?
-Where's that?
-Central New York.

-Syracuse a tough place to make a living.
-Why's that.
-It's situated in the Poverty Belt.
-The what?

Poverty Belt by Nite of Nat October 23, 2007

Rat Belly Belt Buckle

Hanging your nuts and scrotum over the button of your pants so that it appears to be a belt buckle made of testicles.

Before walking into the bar, Flanders pulled out a rat belly belt buckle to see if anyone would notice.

Rat Belly Belt Buckle by Cous Cous August 20, 2008

cashtity belt 

Like a chastity belt, but with a money slot so you can insert cash and the belt will open for a certain amount of time-- depending on how much money you put in, of course. Essentially, a parking meter for your penis.

Damn, I was so mad that I didn't have any cash on me, cause mike's mom was wearing a cashtity belt.

cashtity belt by natalieadam February 28, 2007

meat belt 

excess skin on the hips and waist.

"That ain't no muffin top, that's a meat belt!"

meat belt by made famous by duke hansen September 23, 2009