The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom during sex, removing the condom, and sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy January 7, 2009

d-bager

Someone from Darien that can acutally spell words like FAGGOT or PROBABLY, unlike people from New Canaan who might spell them faget and probaly. D-bagers are much smarter than people from New Canaan.

I'm a d-bager and I can spell unlike people from New Canaan.

Wow! D-bagers are much smarter and much better people than anyone from New Canaan.

by i'm smart April 6, 2005

pie baker

a child molester. Can be used to suggest rape and child molesting (especially in the movie Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) while in the presence of small childrn.

God Sara, the White Witch is such a pie baker!

by Kell Bell September 1, 2008

Bend Me Over Baker

describes a girl of classy origin that doesnt like tradition, instead would rather have her head in a pillow, ass up...and thats the way she likes to...

yes bent over, hard and fast, thats is all.

hello, please can you bend me over baker!

by SassySofia February 1, 2010

baker's hundred

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.

The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

by Jonathan FeBland June 27, 2008

bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011

Bacer

a game of soccer baseball

Yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer!

by Bacer August 6, 2014