Bald Bear

Hairy naked mothafucka. ew

research bald bear in google. enjoy

by whosawhatsit January 12, 2012

bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious December 28, 2015

Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman January 29, 2016

Baldet

A person, specifically a teacher, that doesn't known anything about grammar. Every sentence that he/she says, you correct their sentence.

Baldet: He went go gone.
You: He went out******
Baldet: Whatever..

by Ho gone October 31, 2016