Brandon 

the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.

oh another brandon jock walking our way

Brandon by mennhhamsnsjs January 9, 2014

Brandon 

A great guy with a million friends. Loved by everyone. Never left out. by far the most popular kid in the school.

Omg guys its brandon how is he so popular.

Brandon by oh snap1234 January 27, 2016

Brandon 

A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.

Hey yo brandon! You wanna appreciate this shlong?

Brandon by Ckeph March 20, 2016

Brandon 

Conceded. Hard worker. Loves to spend money. Desperate for a girl. Very perverted constantly.

look at Brandon hes rich.

Brandon by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016

Brandon 

A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.

I hate Brandon.

Brandon by HotTim3434 November 16, 2016

Brandon 

A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.

Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon

Brandon by Blizzard187 January 31, 2017

Brandon 

the most awesome person alive who is kind

dude brandon is coming be cool

Brandon by i am branon February 15, 2017