Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

M. Arif Assafiq

M. arif assafiq

M. Arif assafiq

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022