Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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Paddywhack

A boozed out, insane Irish girl
Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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