Affirmative action penis

A man of majority ethnicity who noticeably favors a minority partner.

Jack has an affirmative action penis, he specializes in international relations.

by Present AA Member May 16, 2018

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

action station

Synonym for pornography. 'Action' meaning sex and station referring to a television channel.

They're all the same size on the action station: huge.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

Acronym Chat (AC)

The use of acronyms in everyday conversation. Taken from the instant messaging chat speak way of communicating.

Teacher: "I'd like you to do your presentation first please"
Student: "N.T.Y."

This student is saying "No Thank You" using Acronym Chat (AC)

However 'lol' is usually said "lllolll" rather than L.O.L so would not classify as an AC.

by Natreeba December 16, 2008

.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 30, 2003

jordan acton potts

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

by jay hitler February 15, 2017

Action Figuring

Usually when you really want two people to hook-up you get them intoxicated to the point of blackout and two people pick them up like they are action figures and force them to have sex

Danny: We really wanted them to have sex so we're Action Figuring with them
Brett: Isnt that rape
Danny: No it's not rape if both people don't consent

by Jacob Ot June 21, 2018