maddox.xmission.com

A website that needs no introduction...what? There's a few retards who don't know? Gah...The website is the creation of a kick-ass pirate called Maddox. It is a collection of articles that he has written about things that piss him off. Naturally, unless you have no brain, most of the articles shouldn't be taken seriously. But the rest should be taken seriously, like how much ass Ben Stiller kicks and why Cameron Diaz sucks.
If you are interested in looking, go to maddox.xmission.com (no www). If you're going to send hatemail, don't bother, Maddox doesn't care. Why do you think they put a delete button on your keyboard? :)

Articles from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."
"Ben Stiller should star in every movie."
"Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

Me: Maddox owns you. Don't agree? Eat shit!

Some Random: Name the best page in the universe...
Me: maddox.xmission.com!

by Hayley October 23, 2005

XM411.com

"The place for all XM information and discussion." (Thanks to XM411.com for this definition)

"I visit XM411.com everyday to hear the latest XM news."

"I am constantly surfing the forums at XM411.com."

by exces6 February 23, 2004

xmyth

shortened and more enlightened version of xmas, or christmas

The stores are setting up their xmyth decorations earlier every year.

by Chillie November 25, 2004

XM26 lss

The XM26 Lightweight Shotgun System (LSS) is an under-barrel shotgun attachment for the M16/M4 family of assault rifles. It can also be fitted with a pistol grip and collapsible buttstock to act as a stand-alone weapon.

this is iraqi bobs head. there is no more iraqi bob's head after gi joe useing the XM26 LSS is done with it.

by gabagabagaba May 20, 2006

Xmas Kush

A strong Indica strain of cannabis that produces a powerful coughlock high and makes you want to sit around at eat and get fat.

"My nigga got some dope ass xmas kush, lets go fuck shit up!"

by ganjatoker95 August 22, 2011

maddox.xmission.com

Entertaining website, if you don't take it personally (which can be hard to avoid, as he seems to try to offend everyone). One has to wonder if he actually believes what he writes, or if he is just trying to be ridiculously insensitive for effect. Either way, original (and surprisingly clever) stuff.

Maddox: I'm so pissed, I just slammed the door shut on some kid's nuts.

by robustus September 14, 2005

xmms

X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux

Dude, get Winamp!
I can't! I have linux!
Well then get xmms!

Okay, lame example...

by phoenix November 27, 2003