maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

red wings

aside from being the greatest sports team ever, to earn your 'red wings' means you've eaten out a girl who was on her period.

i got my red wings last night from that slut from the trailer park.

by ivanov420 March 9, 2007

Windshield Factor

Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).

"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"

by SF Sam January 1, 2009

red wings

going down on a chick while she is on the rag

for the sake of privacy we will call my friend... Bob. Bob thought it would be a good idea to do some k-pins, after a long night of drinking, fraternizing, and k-pins... my friend BOB started to do the "K-pin shuffle" and in his condition thought it was a good idea to go down on a girl... who was on her period........ twice... blah blah blah... long story short... dont wear a white t-shirt in the process... or try talking to family members

damn nigga you crazy...

by HEY BITCH GET ME ANOTHER BEER August 7, 2005

wins at life

A girl that is so good looking but you don't want to say that shes blatenly hot!

Dude, Kevin...that girl she wins at life!

by markisbond February 10, 2006

winos

Cheap canvas sneakers, usually navy blue, with yellow gum soles. Primarily worn by homeless people on skid row or by jail inmates.

Bob shouldn't wear his winos to work because people will think he is down and out.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006