A very tiny dick having individual who likes to suck the old crusty cum out of the one the only lunch lady last bitch Julie Thompson and the old crack dealer nut out of Marie Reddies of South Haven.
by Steven wilson m4m fun October 17, 2019
Get the steven enochs wilsonmug. When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.
by GeneParmesanPE December 23, 2021
Get the Russell Wilson specialmug. Wilsons is a pretty shit school all in all. If you go wilsons yes you will be almost guarenteed great GCSE grades, however you will also be guarenteed no social life or atleast no social skills. To identify a ‘wilsonian’ simply introduce them to a female and see them tremble and fidget, ultimately collapsing into a ball on the ground, saliva dribbling off their bottom lip.
Wilsons grammar school:
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
Functioning human 1: what do we think of wilsons?
Functioning human 2: shit
Functioning human 1: what do we think of shit?
Functioning human 2: Wilsons!
by ShalomJackie October 30, 2018
Get the Wilsons grammar schoolmug. A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.
"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news
by shadow warrior 610 February 16, 2017
Get the Wilson Suburban Legendmug. A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
by David452 June 15, 2008
Get the Owen Wilson Nosemug. Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.
by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023
Get the Wilson County williesmug. A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.
by therealsituation April 18, 2010
Get the Woodrow T. Wilsonmug.