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wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023
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King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.
If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.
by Siaten March 17, 2010
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willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate
Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss
by little wang 123 July 29, 2013
mugGet the willy gremlinsmug.

willy drip

a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.

also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.
by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008
mugGet the willy dripmug.

willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE
“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous
by eggyyyy January 7, 2022
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Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011
mugGet the Willy Whiffermug.

Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.
"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}
mugGet the Willy Wednesdaymug.

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