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the Wired

The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.
Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
by weddun July 11, 2011
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wire

"Thank you for the wire." -Enrique
by BubbleTickle January 10, 2009
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winese

footnotes:

The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
Winese: "It's pronouned Lu-eo Bay."

Innocent Person: "Lu-eo Bay?"

Winese: "No, Lew-a-ho Bwey."
by Andy August 30, 2004
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wired

THE WIRED...
run
C:/windows/access/<<THEWIRED>>.sys

...no, actually, don't...

just click on kazaa or whatever and search video for "serial experiments LAIN". download all 13 layers.
we all exist in the WIRED
by ZÜé§ July 6, 2003
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Wired Up

Someone whose head is clean away with it.
- "Phil is absolutely wired up mate."

- "Aw Mellon? He's clean wired to the moon that fella."
by wellsquire March 29, 2015
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wire-biters

At NNPTC, navy nuke school, wire-biters are the electrical rates (Electrician's Mates, Electronics Technicians) and generally disliked by the mechanics. They also spend an extra three months in school, which is stupid, since no-one likes nuke school.
Death to wire-biters!
by mmfn August 25, 2009
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