Wetty

what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work

Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.

by AM1tchell December 8, 2019

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.

Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 8, 2020

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Wetty

Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional

“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”

*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”

by best of all April 18, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

When shell goes down to the woods with Matthew the hunk! He gives her the look, she gets ready for the finger blasting and ends up wetter than an otters pocket!

Just one look that’s all it took lads to get her wetter than an otters pocket! Had to watch out for dog walkers but we made it happen.

by Bumblehole bridge May 28, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Otter’s pocket are waterproof so when someone exclaims that “<insert noun> is wetter than at otter’s pocket!”, they are are actually saying that it is “no big deal. Move on.”

That new Taylor Swift is wetter than an otter’s pocket. Think I’‘ll pass on that one.

by Motherhunter June 2, 2021

wettie

a man who greets any woman he meets with a hug, typically white men who wear stand out clothing such as bright unusual coloured bomber jackets which give off homo vibes

Yo kallum, Joe just hugged that bird! what a wettie!

by CrackheadPatrol May 5, 2023