withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old

That withered dick keeps staring at us.

by werepoodle January 27, 2007

weatherup

A person who indulges in too much liduid courage and takes on more then 3 guys at once

That girl was a true weatherup!

by whoreslutskankbag November 24, 2011

weatherspoon

A man with curly hair and long socks. typically black and white. Has lots of friends and fits into most groups

Man I feel like a real Weatherspoon today

by dogefamoge June 23, 2016

Wither way

An alternative to "either way"

Oh, I'm fine with both choices wither way

by Polar bear d00d November 17, 2016

A Werther's Original

Happens occasionally after anal sex with an old man or woman (<65) when they are unable to hold their bodily functions in and your semen mixes with their shit

Friend: Dude I heard you fucked Billy's grandma!!

You: Yeah dude it was sick, she gave me A Werther's Original. It was the best I ever had.

by RisenJesus August 16, 2017

Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.

Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

wetter than an otter's pocket

your girl when she sees anyone who plays valorant walking down the street

p1 - yo does that guy have a jett hoodie?
p2 - holy shit that is omg im wetter than an otter's pocket
p1 - babe wtf if u wanted me to play valorant you could have asked

by DasFax123 February 23, 2021