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Manshower Weekend

The weekend long right of passage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. The party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away "guys only fashion", hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. Slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a Manshower Weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
by manfun January 18, 2012
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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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strong weekend

A weekend that offers physical, emotional, psychological or social upliftment.
We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.
by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018
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Weekend Brain

An easy way of saying when you are so ready for Friday and the weekend! Have you ever had that feeling? Well, now its simple to say when you're feeling it!
Tanya: "Urgh! I have a weekend brain! How about you?"
Whitney: "Yup, I do too!"
by HufflepuffBookworm September 24, 2020
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Weekendness

It’s a typical happy feeling on weekends. Can be similar to happiness.
I’m feeling weekendness. Lets Go for party tonight.
by Nirmal0707 March 25, 2022
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Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.
I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.
by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009
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